Don’t Pee Next to Me

Don’t pee next to me,
go pee somewhere else

Don’t pee next to me,
that stall over there is open

Don’t pee next to me,
it’s weird

Don’t pee next to me,
I didn’t even see you creeping up behind me

Don’t pee next to me,
my dick is out

Don’t pee next to me,
you’re too close

Don’t pee next to me,
what the hell is your problem?

Don’t pee next to me,
go pee somewhere else

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